Dear Sean,

I know, I know. I promised last week would be my final post about Track Pants…But there has been a BIG development.

I can tell what you’re thinking: Josh’s co-worker must have finally given in to the tyrannical Human-Style Pants in the Workplace pressures of the civilized world. But no. It’s even better.

Not only did he change his pants, but he is now wearing a radically different** style of track pants!! It’s like he retired the pants and then resurrected them from the dead, only to become even MORE dominant in the game.

He’s like the Jay-Z of Track Pants—the Michael Jordan of Business Too-Casual!

OK, that’s it for real this time.

-Josh

**By “radically different” I meant gray racing stripe instead of white. That was clear, right?